There is a hungry panther prowling past the prone postured person, pricking painful punctures as he purs.
Me, “You are hungry?”
Panther, “Yes! Feeeeeeed me!”
me, “but it’s so early. why do you want to eat so early?”
Panther, ” feed me! Just feed me!”
At which point he became extremely jealous of both my phone and computer and proceeded to destroy both.
Sigh

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